Korean Toilets Are Better Than American Toilets (Video)

On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they are talking about toilets because of this video of a man using a Korean toilet. This upsets me because I rarely see a American toilet like this.

I was jealous at first, but now I think that people in Korea are just lazy, because in America there are really four different kinds of wipers.

The No Look Pass: Self exploratory and kind of gross, these are the type of people that need this toilet.

The Detective: This is the person that takes great interest in the product of their movement. They may take a while, and they may even have questions after they are done, but at least they get the job done.

The Methodist: This is the type of person that has their own routine down and will give you advice on how to wipe your bum bum.

Dan America: Wipe until it stings.