Had this been invented years ago, my dating life may have been saved.

There is a man in France who, by his own account, made a pill that makes your farts smell like chocolate because of a meal he once ate, reports the Huffington Post. This man also looks like Santa Claus. Coincidence?

How the formula for this pill hasn't been bought by all countries in the world and distributed evenly among the population I do not understand.

Check out the video below to see what the guy looks like, and what he might have said had he been watching videos of himself on YouTube but didn't speak French.