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Silly Horse Names For Opening Day
In honor of the 148th season at Saratoga Race Track, I have come up with a bunch of silly names for a race horse because it's Friday.
Saratoga Race Course
- IGottaBadFeeling
- NoNoTouch
- ImNotARacist
- MyMomsHouse
- YourMomsHouse
- IpickMynose
- Hugh Jaduty
- Jesus Christ
- Sue Me
- Mike IdsEducation Gone
- DaddysGonnaKillRalphie
- DrinkSewerWater
- CrapBaskets
- TheRashSpreads
- BlastofGas
- Alimony
- ItPutsThelotionOnItsSkin
- IWonTheLawSuit
- RecklessDriver
- BeepBeepGetOutOfTheWay
- It'sATrap
- MadeInMexico
- SummersAlmostGone
- Dumbsterfire
- OutOfTheGate
- ComingUpFromBehind
- NoOneKnows
- LastPlace
- TheRaceIsOver
- OnTheOutside
- OnTheInside
- It'sATie
- GamblingProblem
- State Police
- ICUP
- AndThey'reOff
- I'veHadAFew
- MyJokeysALeprechaun
- Achoo
- HugMeIhaveherpes
- YourFinancialTroubles
- WhatAboutyourDebt?
- ChronicDepression
- IHaveAProblem
- ImACutter
- SpankyPants
- ABrokenCane
- TheHeadlessHorseman
- StopHittingMe
- PerformanceEnhancingDrugs
- GetALife
- ARustyNail
- Don'tListenToMe
In conclusion: It's fun to sit around with friends and come up with silly names for horses, that is what I did for two hours with two of our interns, like a Jockey I can't take all the credit for these silly names, so if one offends you, blame the interns, that's what I do. Their names are Cody and Mariah.
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