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Another Episode of Good News Bad News with Dan America, who does not eat his own boogers like Eli Manning.

Oops! These construction workers really got their adrenaline going this day. They accidentally demolished the wrong building.

It is March 1st. 2017 is officially 2 months old, which means that you have had two months to make good on your New Year's Resolution. So, how is that going?

That awkward moment when you say "raise the roof" but the ceiling has a different plan.

Want to see a hippo run into a car?! Of course you do! It is awesome!

We may be a little late to the party, but we are the life of it! Recently, I visited DJ Supreme over at Hot 99.1 to talk about gorillas and stuff.

Americans celebrate Saint Patrick's day by wearing green, drinking and insisting that for just one day out of the year, that everyone is Irish.
In 2011 there was a little incident in Albany and that little incident is a prime example of what not to do in Albany on Saint Patrick's day, because there i…

No flying cars, or Black & Decker Hydrator, Lawyers have not been abolished, there has not been a new "Jaws" movie since 1987, the Cubs did not win the World Series, and the Hoverboard is a lie!
Don't believe me?
Just ask Mike Tyson.
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In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, I have posted many videos, and I have realized, that I keep posting silly videos of people doing gross things, or people failing at Thanksgiving.
I don't know how this is going to help restore the spirit of Thanksgiving, but I'm …

Thanksgiving is America at it's best, because the day before is the busiest travel day of the year, and the day after is the busiest shopping day of the year, and we somehow squeeze a parade in between.
That is not why I watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade, I watch it to see things like this...

Nothing bad has ever happened to me on Friday the 13th, my birthday is August 13th, that must mean that I am the bad thing, that is going to happen to you on the 13th, and that makes me happy.
Today, you are not going to be stalked by an immortal man child, who can not swim, and wears a hockey mask..…

In my quest to restore the Thanksgiving spirit in America, I have rediscovered the "Hand Turkey," and now I have discovered the "Turkey Slurpee," for America.
Although the "Turkey Slurpee" is about a year old, it's new to me, it may be new to…