We are all going to be spending a significant amount of time outside in the coming months, unless you’re lazy, we have concerts, festivals, picnics and ball games and much, much more to go to. As we prepare ourselves to embark on these incredible Spring/Summer time journeys it is important to remember to use the bathroom before you leave the house. You may have to go again though and that is why it is important not to fear the Porta Potty.

Porta Pottys can be gross and uncomfortable because there is nothing worse then being held hostage by your digestive system in a small plastic cavity. It smells like chemicals and other people’s business and there is never a medium of the two, it is always the extreme of one or the other. Porter Pottys are dark and shady and you never know what you’re going to find, in fact you don’t want to know what you’re going to find. Unless it’s a wallet, but what if it turns out to be a Mobsters wallet and he does not believe that you found it in the Porta Potty, he will probably want to know what you were doing in the same Porta Potty as them.

Although a Porta Potty is all these things you should still endure the experience and don’t go number one or two in the bushes, because with a Porta Potty you know what you’re getting into.

If you go in the bushes or the woods something bad can happen to you or someone else:

  • Tick on your junk.
  • A bear can catch you with your pants down.
  • Indecent Exposure
  • Accidentally going number 1 or 2 on someone or yourself.
  • Snakes.
  • Worms.
  • Spiders.
  • Wolves.
  • Miley Cyrus.
  • Skunks.
  • Aliens.
  • Ghosts.
  • Vampires.
  • Werewolves.

You will not risk running into any of these things if you just brave the trip to the Porta Potty, but notice how I did not rule out people having relations, unfortunately that does happen in Porta Pottys.

The moral of this blog is that the Porta Potty is your friend, it may be the smelly friend that you don’t want to deal with but it’s still your friend. If you go in the bushes or the woods someone may see you and no one wants to see that, or someone may find what you’re leaving and that is no way to make friends, in fact you can lose a friend that way, but you won’t lose your friend the Porta Potty, your friend the Porta Potty is always there for you.