Windless Kite: The “Chick Magnet” Sport Of The Future [VIDEO]
Football quarterback? Hockey Team captain? Starting point guard? None of these even matter anymore. Everyone knows the dude who gets laid the most is the bro flying a kite in a gymnasium with NO WIND!
I wish someone would take down those annoying basketball hoops in this windless kite-a-torium. All the hoops are doing is taking up valuable windless space. Think of the possibility of beauty if that big majestic windless quite had more windless air space to dance through. Move over Tom Brady and Daniel Beckham, because it’s the cargo pant sporting, kite master Spencer Watson the ladies are all going to be after.
PS: How much does this dude get laid? A lot or all the time? He’s got to be fighting chicks off with kite skills like that., right?
2nd Best “Chick Magnet” Sport Of The Future