Let's just be clear here, by sack, I mean his actual, natural sack.

A 19-year-old from Albany was stopped in Plattsburgh. They were looking for a stabbing suspect. Instead, News Channel 13 reports they found crack cocaine, regular cocaine and 20 bags of heroin on his person. On his person, we're getting to in his person.

I'm not sure who's idea it was to look in this man's groin, but I guess it's a good thing someone did, as there were another 200 bags of heroin in there. 200 bags!? I don't even know where to start.

I guess you have to start with who's idea was it to cut some kids taint and shove bags of heroin up there? Does the kid offer up "hey I've also got a bunch sewed up in my sack". These are questions I'm not sure I want the answers to.

Unable to post bail, the 19-year-old was sent to Clinton County Jail.