There’s a pump that makes your boobs bigger? Shucks, if only I knew about this a before mother’s day! It looks like just found the perfect gift a little too late. Oh well better get an early jump on next year’s. Or maybe I can turn the birth of our country into a boob-a-bration.

According to daily mail a company claims they have a device that can help increase the size of women’s breast without having to shell out thousands of dollars for a risky surgery. The machine is called “Wonder lift” and it’s basically a suction system like a breast milk pump that cups your chest to stretch the tissue and make it bigger. I’m not all the surprised with this since I have been getting emails about a similar device to enlarge the size of my clown since the invention of the internet.