#@yonce has been added to the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show, she will join Coldplay in reminding everyone watching Super Bowl 50, that it is time to visit the restroom.

I remember a simpler time, when real bands performed at the Super Bowl.

I have not watched a Super Bowl halftime show since, "Halftime Heat."

That was not even the official Super Bowl halftime show.

I don't like any of the bands they get to perform at the Super Bowl anymore,and I never really did, I caught some of the show when The Who performed, I was going to watch Aerosmith perform, then I found out who they would be performing with, that is about it.

To be completely honest, I've watched the Janet Jackson performance, but only the last part.

I have yet to see a band or performer, that I actually want to see at the Super Bowl halftime show, I know that Gwar is never going to play the Super Bowl, but I can still dream, when I am not dreaming, I still think of who I would rather see, then who they keep booking, to help us all go to the bathroom.

The following, would make for a better Super Bowl halftime show:

  • Beck
  • Weird Al
  • Muse
  • Foo Fighter
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Slipknot
  • Rob Zombie
  • David Bowie
  • Tenacious d
  • System of a Down
  • Halestorm
  • The Dead Weather
  • Wu Tang Clan
  • Snoop & Dr. Dre
  • Weezer
  • Metallica
  • Andrew W. K.

Those are just a few of my picks, however I am pretty sure, that together, we can build a better Super Bowl halftime show!

Now here is part 2 of that awesome halftime show from 1973.