Chinese Hospital’s Hands Free Sperm Extractor Will Save The World [VIDEO]

I’ve made my Christmas list and this sperm extractor is items 1 through 37. I’m being extra good this year.

China really has their act together. Adding inventions like this to their hospital makes me almost wish I was born in china. Now I say "almost" because America is still the best country in the world. However, if I don’t receive this banana polishing machine for Christmas I might consider taking that title away!