Closed Captioning Confusion on Youtube

I make a lot of videos for the Q103 website but never did I think to look at how Youtube translated what I have been saying.

Using the closed captioning tool on Youtube, I was able to see just what exactly the robots that live in my computer thought I was saying. Below is an example of what was really said and what Youtube thought I said.

What Was Really Said:  “Hello I’m Dalton Castle”

What Was Really Said: “Do you moisturize? You like that?”

What Was Really Said: “One of the great things about wrestling is the awesome nicknames.”

What Was Really Said: “You know lady bugs can be boys too?”

What Was Really Said: “It’s on like Michelle Kwan and we’re going to pound some beer.”

What Was Really Said: “What more could you ask for? It’s a war film.”

What Was Really Said: “Bastion Booger…”

What Was Really Said: “Want me to spit water in your face like Great Muta.”