This seems to fix the heat issue.

Have you ever confused your laptop with the surface of the sun? This happens to me more often then I'd care to admit. What do you do? Stop doing what you're doing? Not a chance. Fans? Never work.

The solution is easier then you may think, and can be done with things you probably have around the house. I counted at least 13 steps in the process, though your results may vary using less steps or repeating some.