Dear, Hopeful Rock Girls

The search for the new Rock Girl starts today and I have a few suggestions: Must love Rock. Well that is obvious but it's important, I have more suggestions.

Some of these are suggestions and one is a request.

Request:

Asian Girls.

Suggestion 1:

Promise that if you win the contest that you will give Dan America your one year supply of Death Wish Coffee... Crystal doesn't even drink coffee.

Suggestion 2: 

Please have an actual talent, please don't dane unless you have professional training of some sort, and taking a ballet class when you were five does not count. A good talent is something that not everyone can do, if you have been so passionate about dancing that you have been training for years and are at a level where you could be considered a professional dancer, then don't.

Suggestion 3: 

Bring food for the Q staff, if you're going to bring food, the best time to deliver it is before 10am.

Suggestion 4:

Tell Candace, that if you become the new Rock Girl that you will never post anything on our Facebook between 10am - 5pm.

Suggestion 5:

Try to use the word 'dumpling' at the end of every sentence.

Suggestion 6:

If Vinnie has too much to drink at a show, try not to make him cry, you'd be surprised at how easy it is.

Suggestion 7:

Don't piss off Dave.

Suggestion 8: 

Learn how to do this.

Not just the dance but the hurdling too.

Suggestion 9:

Sense you will be representing a radio station, it may be a good idea to have an actual interest in radio and the format of the radio station you will be representing.

This is not just a beauty contest, I should know.. I was Miss Albany.