Unfortunately a groundhog can not predict the weather, but what else does Pennsylvania really have? Chocolate, Amish people and a cracked bell. Fortunately in 1993 Bill Murray made Groundhog Day great again!

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Quick side note: I googled Gobbler's Knob to see if anyone made a porno out of the name. I did not look for too long but I found nothing.

It's Groundhog Day and according to the 1993 classic movie "Groundhog Day," this is a day that you can relive over and over again until you experience some kind of rebirth or revelation and change your life in order to stop living the same day over and over again.

In the tradition of this movie, I ask this question: what day would you not want to relive over and over again?

My answer: pick a day.

I am not a bitter person or a pessimistic person, I am realistic. I have never had a great day that was great from start to finish. Something always goes wrong and I have to deal with it, especially since I met my wife.

If something good happens to me, there is always something waiting around the corner to ruin my day: diarrhea, cold sores, fever blisters, soggy bread, wet socks, emotionally abusive ex-girlfriends, car accidents, my dad discovering that my car is leaking when it's parked in his driveway, cuts, scrapes, bumps, bruises, fights, failures, deaths, illness and my list goes on and on.

I could say that the day my son was born was a great day but I was in the room during my wife's c-section and if I enjoyed the smell of open human to the point of wanting to relive that experience over and over again I would be a serial killer.

I could say that day I got married but on that day my friend who was a part of our wedding party accidentally ran over my foot, and there was no honeymoon, just bad pizza.

In conclusion:



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