Monster Energy Drink has been put on this earth by the devil, it's science.

Just in case you are about to buy a can of the highly caffeinated drink known as Monster Energy wait. Here is a very nice lady who looks exactly like Greg "the hammer" Valintine to tell you  all about Monster's connections to Satan. yes, I said "Satan". Do you think anyone but Satan would want you to have all that energy? No way Josanah, that's the Devil's work all day.

PS: there is no better way to get a bunch of kids to hurry up and buy something than to tell them that "the devil made it".

Kid: "Oh the devil makes this stuff? sweet, i'll take 13 BFCs please".