The 2015 NFL Season Starts This Weekend! (Video NSFW)
The Pittsburgh Steelers kicked off the 2015 NFL season last night in Massachusetts, and this Sunday & Monday the season begins for the rest of the NFL.
I am the unofficial trash talker of the Detroit Lions, before I roast the entire NFL for the 2015 season, I will have you all know, that Lions fans are bullet proof, we can say anything we want about your team, because it can't possibly get any worse!
And if it does, then that's a record no other team will ever break.
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GettyImages 1The New England Cheaters
Dynasty of cheating and corruption, they say that every team cheats, I just don't how the Lions cheated in their 0-16 season...
However I just love the fact, that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick's legacy will go down in history as a legacy of cheating and deflating balls.
Maybe they should change their names to the Ex-Wives.
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GettyImages 2Green Bay Packers
The Packer's are the natural enemy of the Lions, but lately I have been warming up to the Cheese Heads, because it takes a lot of courage for that little guy Aaron Rodgers to get in there and play with the big boys!
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GettyImages 3Dallas Cowboys
Texas sized hype!
Unfortunately, the best player on the team is Jerry Jones money.
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GettyImages 4Seattle Seahawks
Why did they pass the ball this past Super Bowl?
Maybe Russell Wilson was looking for the 12th man?
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GettyImages 5Baltimore Ravens
If you thought that Lebron James was bad, at least he went back to Cleveland.
If you're wondering why there are two helmets, one of them used to belong to Ray Rice.
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GettyImages 6Indianapolis Colts
Really thought that they were on to something when they drafted Luck, but apparently Luck can't even beat deflated balls.
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GettyImages 7Denver Broncos
Peyton Manning is getting old, he just want's to know when he gets paid, so he can go home and eat a chicken parm sub, even when he is playing in the Super Bowl.
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New York Giants
Hey Giants fans remember this?
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GettyImages 9New York Jets
If the Jets can make it out of their own locker room, it's a win.
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Oakland Raiders
Enough Said.
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GettyImages 11Philadelphia Eagles
The team that invented the phrase "There's always next season."
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Dan America's Football Roast!
That's all the time I have for now, I think that I roasted the more relevant teams in the NFL today.
That's why the Bills aren't on the list.
But if you want to see me talk some more trash, check out my Roasts from last year!
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