Trinity College In CT Bans Porn From Students

I can understand not allowing alcohol on the grounds. But blocking the students from pornographic websites is something straight out of Hitler’s book!

The latest buzz on the street is Trinity College has new security software that is blocking most of the internets porn from the students on campus. According to Cherwell.org Trinity college students can no longer access their beloved porn and I for one think this is very dangerous. You think there was an issue with roofies in college before? Well wait till those same drunken sex crazed frat-holes can’t get their daily 6 doses or more of you-porn and Red-Tube!

Looking at porn is one the things that keeps college students normal. Finally they are away from home and no longer have to worry about their mom barging in while they sit in the den at the family computer with their pants at their ankles and their clown in there hand.

Faculty at Trinity college say to block pornographic websites was not their main intention, but it just so happens that most of those sites have viruses and other threats that are dangerous to the schools server. They are working to fix the problem and for the sake of these students I hope they work fast. Who they hell wants to go back to watch DVD porn? That’s like going back to riding a horse instead of taking a car. You cant go back, you just cant!!!