Weird Things that People Borrow

I am never one to borrow anything because I am weird. I don’t like to touch other people's things or ask people if I can use their things. I have borrowed things like DVDs, video games, books, and comics, but I have never asked someone to borrow anything odd or personal.

It is important to note that you can not borrow something that you can not give back. You can not borrow a potato chip, a sip of someone’s drink, or a cigarette. If you can not return the original object then you are not borrowing it.

With that in mind, I guess you could borrow a potato chip, a drink or a cigarette but I don’t think anyone will want it back.

People don’t borrow things from me because I am kind of odd. Or is that I have nothing that other people would like to borrow?

I am going to go with both because I don’t like people touching my stuff and I don’t like touching other people's stuff.

Anyway here is a list of weird things people ask to borrow.

Deodorant

This happens a lot in locker rooms and I think it’s gross unless it is a spray deodorant. The idea of having someone else’s armpit juice and armpit hair touching my deodorant stick makes me quiver.

Tooth Brush

Sometimes you have to share a tooth brush with your significant other and that is different.  Sometimes someone wants to try your tooth brush because it’s different from their tooth brush. I can’t be imaging this, there must be someone out there that is envious of other peoples tooth brushes and they can’t resist the temptation of putting yours in their mouth.

Athletic Supporter

Sometimes there are not enough cups…. I think you know where I am going with this one.

Cat

It happens, I swear. Sometimes people need to borrow a cat to hunt mice or a mouse in their house. I once inquired about borrowing a cat, but I bought glue traps instead.

Sun Glasses

Most people would not have an issue with this but I do because of eyeball juice. It can get on your eyelashes and then you rub your eyeball juice on the sunglasses with butterfly kisses but it’s not cute because they’re sloppy eyeball juice butterfly kisses.

I’m glad that people don’t borrow things from me, so what weird things do people borrow from you?