I don’t think I’ll ever truly understand the mind of a redneck. Either this chick is a great fighter or needs a serious lesson in giving oral sex. I know there's really no such thing as a perfect case of domestic violence, but if there was this story would totally be it!

This has got to be the best story I have ever heard. It’s latterly got everything you could ever want, redneck family doing redneck things like going to a rodeo, then they come home where they live with the ex husband of the wife and fight, then to top things off someone gets bit in the genitals. I cannot wait to see who buys the writes to make this movie.

“…including the fact that Celina’s ex husband is now living with them.”

“Did she bite you on the genitals as well?”

“…he made a mistake too by calling 911. He say’s ‘this’ is what they do.”

PS: am I crazy or is that wife in the back ground kind of hot? I mean I know she’s not like a super model but you have to admit she’s got this whole “White trashy hot” thing going on. Maybe it’s just the fact that I know she won’t hesitate to go down on someone that is doing it for me. Yeah I know 9 out of 10 times she’s going to try and bite it off, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.