Inventors Inventing Inventions

Earlier today on The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they talked about The Face Blanket I am not sure if that is a new invention. I think someone found out that no one ever claimed the fame of being the inventor of The Face Blanket. 

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The Face Blanket

Kind of creepy. I don't need a face blanket, my wife makes me sleep on the couch.

There is another invention that I do not understand. The Toilet Plow. 

You can not go number 2 in public, it does not matter if you a serving the public, you do not earn the right to poop in public. Dogs get away with it, because they are cute. Not when they are pooping though.... Unless you're a weirdo.

I have an Invention... Of Course.]

The Kanye Security System:

A Kanye West Standee with a motion detector and high powered mini speakers, so when a intruder gets to close to whatever you are protecting Kanye can pop up out of no where and shout "Beyonce Should of Won!" and other infamous Kanye quotes that are sure to make people lose interest or faith in humanity.

Use it in your home, garden, car, stage......