On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they played audio from a cute cat singing along with it's owner to 'If You're happy and you know it.' It is very cute and very foreign, they do not sing in English, and now I demand that an American one up these foreigners and their cute cat. 

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Yes, that was very cute, but it was not American.

You mean to tell me that with all the cat owning, cat loving Americans that are happy and they know it, can't teach their cute cat to meow along to a song?

There we go, now I am happy again.

Leave it to good old American advertising, because in America, if it does not make you money then it is not worth it.

If I find out that the 'Meow Mix' commercial was not an American's idea, I am going to be very upset, because sometimes that song gets so stuck in my head that I actually go out and buy 'Meow Mix' I don't even own a cat.

I think that Cats are aliens, they used their mind control powers to make the Egyptians build the Pyramids so that they could have something to look at while they used the desert as a giant litter box.

Now they have taken over the internet.

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.........

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