Welcome to England, where missionary is still a little too risqué for us. When did England suddenly decided they wanted to be known as the most prude country on the planet? I thought that place was full of party animals? English people love their beer, love their soccer hooliganary and their sex, drugs and toad in the hole. What’s with the recent restrictions on their adult film industry?

According to the independent a long list of activities have recently been banned from adult sex films. A recent amendment to the Communications Act of 2003 was made and now certain activities can no longer be filmed in the UK. The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires that video-on-demand porn follow the same rules and restrictions that porn on DVD follow from the British Board of Film Censors.

The list of things that can no longer happen in British porn contains Spanking, Aggressive whipping, Strangulation, Face sitting and Physical or verbal abuse. [full list]

With these new restrictions what’s the point of even watching anymore? Without any of the fore mentioned activities soon it will just be two attractive naked people engaging in sex. And who wants to see that? Yuck!