Holy smokes, I'm deaf, dumb and deafer. Yep, deaf twice: this is how my life rolls now. From fake porn tapes that turned out to be real to her attempt at making music. 'Blowin' represents her entire life! This is Farrah Abraham!

One problem- and no, it's not her singing. That ish blows (see what I did there?). Nah, it's the fact that she's dragging her innocent little daughter into the mix.

Pretty rad story when she grows up, ehh? 'My mommy was a on TV show about being preggo as a teenager, then she made sex tapes and music videos. Lucky me!'

Enjoy this train wreck.