This photo hit the ‘Twitter-verse’ on Tuesday that took us a minute to figure out. Either Santos Laguna soccer star Felipe Baloy is in on the joke or is currently slapping his forehead for his blunder.

Sure, it gets lonely on the road as a professional athlete, and we all have ‘needs’ but isn’t that what ‘road beef’ is for?

Still don’t have a clue? Look a little closer at the bag he’s holding. Yup, maybe that’s why the kid has such a terrified look on his face. We always thought those mags came encased in a black baggie, but maybe that’s just restricted to the Puritan perimeters of the US.

No matter what you think, this is small beans compared to THIS (NSFW) PHOTO OPP.