Good News: This episode of Good News Bad news almost did not make it because my killer calves are so killer that they almost killed the internet when we tried to upload this episode.... Ladies.

Bad News: I never went to my prom and I am probably a bad dancer.

Good News: How I feel about my dancing is the same way I felt about my Prom: I don't care.

Bad News: Although I feel that I should regret not going to my Prom, I do not.

Good News: I love Proms, I have nothing against Proms, I just don't like dressing up so I can stand around and sweat while feasting on cheese and crackers. I don't know what else they have at a Prom but it sounds like a wedding reception with no open bar and I need an open bar in order to dance at a wedding reception.