This weeks Good News Bad News is all about what is going on in the world, Good News: Most of it is silly and no Unicorns were harmed. Bad News: My feelings were harmed.

Good News: Not all women who support the new naked torso law cover their nipples.

Bad News: Not all women who support the new naked torso law cover their nipples.

More Bad News: Naked torso does not sound very appealing but it is the best way to describe it.

Good News: Naked breasts, bare breasts, naked chest and bare naked breasts do sound appealing.

Bad News: Those combinations of words sound dirty and make Unicorns cry.

Good News: I refuse to order or consume a Unicorn Frappuccino, I refuse to consume any Frappuccino because I am a coffee snob who used to work at Starbucks.

Bad News: I was not very good at my job.