Hotdogs Or Legs At The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show

The hot new trend on the interweb right now is making your legs look like hotdogs. This can be confusing because it makes you feel both turned on and hungry at the same time. Women will lay down and take a point of view picture of their thighs so that they look like hot dogs instead of legs. I was intrigued by this so much I thought I might take a snap of my own hot dogs at the Free Beer and Hot wings show in Saratoga. however, my milky ham hocks come off more like a "Potato or Legs" picture.

Potatos or Legs?