Woman Can’t Get Enough Of The Troy Wal-Mart… Or Their Beer

Nobody in their right mind would want to use Wal-Mart as a hangout spot. Well, almost no one.

Most of us know what we want and where it is before we even walk into Wallyworld. This makes it easy to  get in and out quickly.

But for Elizabeth McGovern, Wal-Mart is her new hot spot in Troy. Elizabeth apparently loves the Wal-Mart in Troy so much that she was allegedly kicked out for trespassing and stealing beer three times in a 24-hour period.

It all began around 6:30 p.m. Thursday. Employees allegedly saw Elizabeth take cans of beer and drink them without paying. At that time, Elizabeth was asked to leave and not return.

A few hours later it was reported that Elizabeth was found asleep in a shipping container while in an employee-only zone. Once again, Elizabeth was asked to leave and not to return, police said. But like a fly to a bug zapper, Elizabeth could not stay away from Wallyworld it seems.

Once again the next morning, Elizabeth was allegedly caught pocketing a 24 oz. can of beer.  This time the employees had no choice but to call the troopers.

We hope Elizabeth gets all the help she can to beat her Wal-Mart addiction. Oh and we hope she stops drinking too, cause clearly she has a problem that needs to be addressed.