How To Make Thanksgiving Fun (Video NSFW)

I have been searching the internet, trying to find new ways to make Americans appreciate Thanksgiving again, and I think I finally found a way, thanks to the this video on Youtube from Metal Mulisha, who just gave me a great idea.

You don't have to draw a turkey on someone's rump, I actually feel very bad for this person, because no one is going to be able to see their turkey art.

But don't worry!

You can draw a turkey anywhere!

And it's easy!

All you need is a hand, something to draw with, and something to draw on, if kids can do it, then so can adults.

I can't believe I did not think of this before!

Thanksgiving lives in the shadow of commercialism and the dark side of American history, the side that people don't like to talk about, or at least, people used to, but I think that Americans have forgotten how to have fun on Thanksgiving, all we ever do now is complain.

Stop complaining and draw a turkey!

Turkey never did anything, but be delicious, and easy to draw!

Gobble-gobble.