On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they made fun of some pageant contestant's answers to the questions she was asked. I don't know if it was Miss America or Miss Universe. They then took pageant questions from callers and I did not recognize any of our listeners voices, because you are listeners and not speakers. I point this out for no particular reason. I did not get to call in, but I do have some questions I would like to ask contestants at a beauty pageant.


Where are my flying cars?

Where is my platter of fruit that lowers from the kitchen ceiling when I say; "Fruit please, fruit please?"

What are you doing for America?

What advice do you have for Honey Boo Boo? 

If you accidentally got poo on the wall in a public restroom, would you clean it up, or blame it on someone else? and if so, who would you blame it on and why?

If you could dress a cactus up like a person, what would you name it?

If Bill Cosby offered you a private acting lesson, how do you think it would benefit your career? 

What was the last thing you googled and why? 

How do you make a peanut butter & jelly sandwich? 

Every man and some woman in the audience are checking you out, in fact your being judged on your appearance. What would you be looking for if roles were reversed? 

If you win this Pageant, what good does it really do?