Revenge Of The Hutt

A Dad in Philadelphia thinks that the Princess Leia 'Slave Outfit' action figure is too offensive for his children's eyes, or is this the Hutt families revenge against the woman who murdered Jabba the Hutt, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away? 

In 1983 Jabba the Hutt enslaved Princess Leia at his Palace on Tatooine, but in Jabba's defense, the Princess entered his home disguised as a Bounty Hunter and threatened to detonate a hand held explosive.

The popular consensus is that Princess Leia's actions which resulted in Jabba's death were out of self-defense, no witnesses could be questioned, because Leia's brother, boy friend and associates destroyed the scene of the crime.

That was also considered self-defense, because Jabba had ordered their execution, which was the result of a financial dispute where Jabba's life was threatened.

At the time of Jabba's death, painful reminders appeared on the shelves of toy stores in the forum of action figures, coloring books and picture books. Surveillance footage of his death appeared in movie theaters and was celebrated.

The Hutt family has endured the shameless exploitation of Jabba's death for decades.

Fortunately the desecration of Jabba's memory is finally coming to an end, as parents have become outraged at the image of Princess Leia dressed in the same attire she wore, when she murdered Jabba the Hutt.

The outraged parents do not want their children to see the image of a murderer, and want the figures displaying that image to be removed from store shelves.

The Hutt family are happy that parents have come to their senses, and look forward to the removal of such a offensive symbol, that reminds the Hutt family of Jabba's death.