Of all the places for a shark to bite, this has to be at least in the top 5 of least desirable. This is a video of a tiny shark attacking a dude while he snorkels.

There are two major things I see wrong with the video. No. 1: is the shark’s strange agenda to eat whatever is in that swimmer’s shorts. No. 2: why would you label this video “cutest shark attack?” This is less cute and more sexual predator of the sea material.

I may never swim in the ocean again without the safety of my iron underpants.