The 5 Worst Halloween Candies Out There
- 1
Circus Peanuts
What are these. Really. Chalky, peach-pink colored, off-tasting, disgusting waste of a candy. Don't ever give me a circus peanut. *Snickers please!
- 2
Necco Wafers
I get my wafers during communion at Church. I certainly don't want them on a holiday celebrating all things sac-religious and spooky. *Reese's please!
- 3
Good & Plenty
Good & Disgusting. The only good licorice is red licorice. And that's not even really licorice, it's completely fake. Which is probably why it tastes so good! *Milky Way please!
- 4
Bit-O-Honey
I'm legitimately a beekeeper. I have more honey around my house than one could ever possibly eat in a lifetime. I'm all set thank you. You can keep your Bit-O-Honey and it's teeth-ruining qualities. *Twizzlers please!
- 5
Random Hard Candies
No No No No No! I don't want an old random hard candy in an unlabeled wrapper that resembles something in the hard dish of my Grandmother's living room during my childhood. NO! *Candy Corn please!