A lot of people are upset about the F.B.I. not recommending charges against Hillary Clinton, but you can win $508 Million dollars.

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That's right, if you have committed a crime that has the F.B.I. on your back, you may not be able to avoid jail but you can win $508 million dollars.

There was no winner on 07/05/2016, now the jackpot if $508 million, get your ticket today or tomorrow, don't wait until the last minute like me.

The winning numbers will be announced on 07/08/2016 at 11:00 p.m.

I think I have a good chance because 7 is a lucky number, 8 is one of my lucky numbers. Then again I think that 8 is my only lucky number, I sometimes think that 59 is one of my lucky numbers because it was my football number but when I played football I was a second string player, a bench warmer.

8 is my lucky number: I was born in August, 8th month of the year, and in 1997 I won the Capital District Media Arts Film Festival with a student film titled "8."

Unfortunately my birthday is 08/13, which is why I must buy my ticket Friday because 3 + 13= 16.

In conclusion: Don't get bent out of shape over Hillary Clinton, lose your mind and play the Mega Millions like me and be a good American.

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