Buzzed Good News Bad News
Good News: I was right!
Bad News: I was right about Free Beer and Hot Wings jinxing the Nashville Predators.
Good News: I was able to turn my head into a pun for the title of this blog.
Bad News: And you thought how I use the inside of my head was weird.
Good News: I did not donate anything to the woman with the Pube Dress.
Bad News: That dress exists.
Good News: I have yet to discover any Naked Mole Communities.
Bad News: I have yet to look underground.
Good News: I actually watched a little bit of the NBA Finals on Friday because I wanted to see the Warriors sweep the Cavs.
Bad News: Just like Free Beer and Hot Wings jinxed the Predators, I may of jinxed the Warriors.
Good News: I did not go all the way to San Fransisco just to be a part of anything.
Bad News: Actually I don't get out much at all.