Buzzed Good News Bad News

Good News: I was right!

Bad News: I was right about Free Beer and Hot Wings jinxing the Nashville Predators.

Good News: I was able to turn my head into a pun for the title of this blog.

Bad News: And you thought how I use the inside of my head was weird.

Good News: I did not donate anything to the woman with the Pube Dress.

Bad News: That dress exists.

Good News: I have yet to discover any Naked Mole Communities.

Bad News: I have yet to look underground.

Good News: I actually watched a little bit of the NBA Finals on Friday because I wanted to see the Warriors sweep the Cavs.

Bad News: Just like Free Beer and Hot Wings jinxed the Predators, I may of jinxed the Warriors.

Good News: I did not go all the way to San Fransisco just to be a part of anything.

Bad News: Actually I don't get out much at all.