Pittsburgh McDonald’s Sells Heroin In Happy Meals

Hands down the happiest meal you will ever receive from a drive through comes from this McDonald's in Pittsburgh. Earlier this week Shania Dennis from East Pittsburgh was arrested in a bust involving heroin being dealt from a drive-thru window at McDonald's.

“Undercover agents, along with officers from Swissvale, North Versailles, and McKees Rocks were able to set up a controlled buy at the restaurant Wednesday afternoon.

Officers say customers looking for heroin were instructed to go through the drive-thru and say, “I’d like to order a toy.”

The customer would then be told to proceed to the first window where they would be handed a Happy Meal box containing heroin.” -pittsburgh.cbslocal

What a brilliant scheme these hooligans had going. I’d like to order “a toy” (wink wink). Just brilliant.

However when you get that lunatic mother looking for that special beanie baby coming through saying the same thing unwittingly and she gets a box of heroin then you may want to re-think your password.

PS:  I know beanie babies are no longer a thing, so shut up!