This guy was so desperate to hide his allegedly stolen items from the cops that he inserted them all 21 items into his rectum, including a socket wrench.

Christopher Scheller, 18, lost control of his car and crashed into a tree back in December. A police officer happened upon the crash scene, called for emergency services, and Scheller was taken to the hospital.

While in route to the hospital, the officer looked over Scheller's car and found evidence that he had been drinking prior to the crash.

Once at the hospital, doctors conducted X-rays on Scheller and because of that they found some interesting things. In fact, they found many interesting things like items stashed in his rectum.

Scheller was at first unwilling to extract the items himself via normal passage but changed his mind later - We can only assume due to the possibly alternative that was offered to him.

Upon extraction, there was:

  • 4 bracelets
  • 4 necklaces
  • 11 women's rings
  • 1 bag of weed
  • 1 socket wrench
As it turns out, when the officer was approaching the crash Scheller was able to stash the items in rectum. He has since been jailed on a slew of charges including receiving stolen property, theft, and driving under the influence.