When it comes to herding giant gaggles of geese, this dude is king! I haven’t seen this many geese in one place since spring break 2003! We lost a lot of good men that year, but when you’re rocking the beach with a few thousand geese, I guess that’s the risk you take.

I really have no clue what is going on in this video but I know I don’t like it. Sure, it appears that a nice old man is herding a bunch of geese on a farm somewhere but I think there is more than meets the eye.

This might not be a farm. I’m not sure these are eating geese. These look more like loyal soldier geese, the worst kind of geese. This guy is clearly raising an army of geese and is planning an attack on the world.

First he starts in Anaheim, CA, and takes down the ducks and then moves up to Seattle to bring the Seahawks down a peg. Soon he and his loyal army of geese will come for you!