The Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs have made minor league baseball worthwhile with their new urine controlled video games! Everyone knows watching minor league baseball can be painful so its necessary to engage in a few tall $9 beers. Sitting outside, watching sports and drinking beer are all fun things, but what happened when you head to the bathroom? In a strange way the fun suddenly stops when you whip it out. No more outdoors, no more beers and no more yelling incriminating personal things about the player’s childhoods? Boo!
Well the good folks of Coca Cola Park have found a way to change of that. In order to keep their patrons who frequently relieve themselves standing up happy, they have decided to install a brand new interactive urinal. Coca-Cola Park will be the first sports venue in the world to feature a brand new revolutionary "Urinal Gaming System" from Captive Media. The best part about this new video game system is that they are only 3 hours away from Albany in Allen Town, PA. I have been drinking water for a few hours now and already I’m debating making a quick rundown south for a game or two.



Dear Tri-city Valley Cats,

Take a note will ya! I’ll be dammed if I come to any of your games and wiz on a lame pink urinal cake. I want interaction and fun! Do you hear me? I want the same kind of fun I get from peeing on a dudes face foot next to me, except in video game form!

Dalton Castle