67 Year Old Man Dies During Lap Dance – How Much Do You Tip For That Kind Of Treatment?

This story is everything but sad. He was 67, don’t you think it was about time to cash in the chips anyways?

According to the Huffington Post a 67 year old man named Robert Gene was said to have received several dances in a Texas strip club. However, when they went to collect his money the staff found the 67 year old white dude unresponsive (slang for: Fucking Dead).

This story is anything but sad, I mean I plan on cashing out around 64. but if I make it to 67 I’ll have no choice but to blow all my money like Robert Gene and by a bunch of hard core drugs and hookers. I know his approach was a little less extreme as my plans but he still did it right. This creep-o left this world with a girl as young as his grand daughter grinding on his shriveled old walnut shaped penis and will for ever be known as the old guy who died during a lap dance. That’s one way to leave your mark.

PS: Remind me to never get a lap dance from this stripper who killed this guy. Baby’s got back that kills!