This is the only reason I ever pick up a land line.

I think there's a part of me that yearns for the days of Jerky Boys and Crank Yankers. There's something about people who's job society generally agree's on hating getting their medicine that is so very satisfying.

This guy knows the call is a scam immediately. Does he have this whole routine ready to go every time he answers the phone? I'd like to think he came up with this on the fly.

By the way, if you're ever getting hassled to give your phone number to someone you know is just gonna call sell you something, feel free to give them 476-1039.